Grinch.

Christmas is:

• stupid traditions
• tons of food
• sharing, caring, giving
• spending lots'n'lots of money on stupid things that no one needs
• movies on tv
• not geting what you wished for. ever. in the best case, you get a crappier version of what you asked for.
• if you asked for sth at all.
• if you ask for sth, it's too late anyway. or, you can always blame it on the financial crisis.
• making your kid, who doesn't believe in Santa anymore ask himself: "how the holly fuck did they sneak in the presents this year?!"

& to end this on a happy note.. merry x-mas everyone!! :)