vineri, 27 februarie 2009


eu... eu sunt MARELE nimic.

miercuri, 25 februarie 2009




luni, 23 februarie 2009


- Care-i diferenta dintre o vaca alba si una neagra?
- Vaca alba face muuu.
- Vaca neagra face muuu man.

sâmbătă, 14 februarie 2009

So the story goes...

de ce? si nu,raspunsul nu este "de ce nu?". si sincer m'am cam plictisit. dar hai sa vorbim despre ceva mai dragut,nu? pana la urma nu conteaza,nu? [a, da, si inca ceva... sa nu credeti ca am uitat... "lalala... vara inapoooooi!!"]
"specimen pe cale de disparitie",eh?

miercuri, 11 februarie 2009

a,daaa? serios? hai sa mori tu? nu te cred. nu, nu, nuuuu...

imi place sa ma prefac ca nu stiu nimic. e chiar palpitant. de ce? fiindca atunci ii fortezi pe cei din jur sa se opreasca si sa iti spuna ei. sa te informeze. sa iti explice. sau poate ca o sa afli de la unu sau altu sau de fapt nici nu cred ca mai conteaza,nu? ... si stii care e partea cea mai buna? ca poti sa vezi cine e fals si cine e adevarat. aham... [p.s. lasa ca mai discutam noi. hai sa ne impartim parantezele patrate.]

marți, 10 februarie 2009

dap dip di dam.

marti. altceva? cred ca e suficient.

duminică, 8 februarie 2009

ceva dragut... o speranta.

Chris . : mda
Chris . : wa
Chris . : mai e un pic
Chris . : *link
albina nucleara: pana la marele nimic
Chris . : nu chiar
Chris . : mai e puuuutin
albina nucleara: 1 min :>
Chris . : hais a ne uitam
albina nucleara: LA MULTI ANI 8 FEB!!!
Chris . : yeeeey
Chris . : :))
albina nucleara: FIX >:D<
Chris . : moment unic in viata
albina nucleara: =))
Chris . : s'a facut 8 febr 2009 in fata ochilor nostri
Chris . : i will blog about this
albina nucleara: :))))

*asta inseamna ca imi pun speranta in viitor si ca fiecare clipa este unica. iar asta imi va aminti sa nu'mi irosesc timpul.

sâmbătă, 7 februarie 2009

de la Cosmin.

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try
to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio
the Physician, the King's chief doctor.. Horatio thought about this and
said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but
it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to
cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their
chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and
hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his
payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't
have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to
the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story - Pay your bloody bills !!!

duminică, 1 februarie 2009

it's just another rainy sunday afternoon

fool's garden - yellow lemon tree
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