olimpiada la chimie.

"A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective…the cheapest one he could find.
This is his report…

Most honorable sir!

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house.
I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window.
He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,

Chang Lee"

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